many of the things wrong with the world can be summed up in this comment
0-100 at light speed
so when i was 8 i was in an episode of iCarly and even though i’m 16 now and i have a pixie cut my friends still tell everyone that i was in iCarly.
i pushed another child off a bench and stole her sandwich this is my legacy
Imagine being pregnant in new york
and your husband gets a cab for you and you’re rushing to the hospital when
"wELCOME TO THE CASH CAB"
okay except this is literally the plot of an episode of 30 Rock
Haitian mother protecting her son in Dominican Republic
shout out to moms man
*puts on sexy underwear but accepts the fact that no one will see it*
But knowing daddy bought them is good enough for me.
Jimmy and Julia Roberts face off in “Face Balls”, a brand new game where they throw balls in one another’s face and then watch it in slo-mo after!
WATCH THE VIDEO