Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly hearts, fucker? Well you’ll change your mind once you put it together and try to eat it. First you’ll get a mouthful of just bread and disappointment, then when you take another bite your mouth will be assaulted by the copious amounts of sticky peanut butter and sugary jelly and there won’t be enough bread to save you from it. A sandwich like that is what failure tastes like. The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there’s no love in that sandwich. It’s about balance. Life needs balance, and so does your fucking sandwich. You disgust me. Don’t talk to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich.
Teen Wolf Cast birthdays and ages
WHAT THE FUCK
this messed me up
they’re…they’re so old omfg what is dis shit
“Harry witnessed Professor McGonagall walking right past Peeves, who was determinedly loosening a crystal chandelier, and could have sworn he heard her tell the poltergeist out of the corner of her mouth, ‘It unscrews the other way.’”
thomas brodie-sangster through the years 2002-2014
well shit that explains a lot
every single pixel of this jpg is soaked in my hatred
He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)
My friend Bejay, who is a beautiful white woman, and her Husband Nathan, who is a very attractive Half Black and Half White man..get shit like this all the time. Although most seems to fall on Bejay. She got spit in the face the other day at work by a man because she was and i quote “married to a half breed”.. …….She punched him..